Secret Asian Man

Retired Stalinist

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

I no rike Charlie Kirk but I have to recognize he not say anything bigoted or racist in FOUR DAYS!

CONGRATURATIONS on what must be a record amount of time not saying stupid shit!

Way to go @charliekirk11 !

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@GregAbbott_TX Now do chickens.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

Russia is going to share nukes with Iran now.

Will Trump still suck off Putin now?

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@Acyn Even in DPRK no one sucks up this hard.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@quadcarl Jesus hates this guy.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

I came home and my wife was not here and I thought...

OMG! DID THEY FIND HER AND DEPORT HER TO SWEDEN OR SOUTH SUDAN?

But no, she came home. WITH RIBS! She making me nice dinner on Sunday for Father's Day.

BECAUSE I SUCH A GOOD DAD!

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

Imagine converting to Catholicism and every single Pope from then on personally knows and hates you.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@quadcarl A taco truck on every corner WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

How do you even land a prane upside down?

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@YourAnonNews She has it backwards.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

Happy regular person new year to all my round eye friends.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@TheLiberalVOR @cdeegz8 😑

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

Happy round eye new year.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? THEY ALL ROOK ARIKE!

https://t.co/YCy514YwmC

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

This why they are 2nd best Korea.

https://t.co/jMndiBfh3X

[Ammar Moussa @ammarmufasa]

Yikes.

The Trump campaign is running ads in Georgia featuring a picture from....the country of Georgia.

Top notch operation.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@ammarmufasa ROR

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

You know how he does it?

I JUST GONNA SAY VERY SNEAKY!

[MLB @MLB]

SHOHEI OHTANI HAS DONE IT

50 HOME RUNS | 50 STOLEN BASES

HISTORY

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

@THEKevinFMiller I thought Patriots suck and that Joe B have big dick energy.

[Secret Asian Man @realSecretAsian]

Hey @THEKevinFMiller, who win? Did Bengals beat the Patriots?