Chris Staiti

Bostonian with a Sicilian heart. Media watcher. Tomato grower. 2nd wave feminist.

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'I can't keep calm. I'm Italian.'

Log Flume Ride. Funtown Splashtown, Saco, ME

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@MbarkCherguia

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Turkey is now Turkey-Yay??

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@stephenRB4 Golf

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Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.

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@patsoraven Beautiful

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The Dubliner giving their staff the day off on England’s match day at Boston Stadium is elite-level trolling

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@TreydingStocks @lynziekate The final is in that shitty stadium in NJ??

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@BayernAusBoston Belgium & England belong.

The US doesn’t belong. They’re useful idiots in the earlier rounds.

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@middle_class_us Story of our lives

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I gotta be honest we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000

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This looks like an abandoned theme park!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when the news smacked so fucking hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

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Didn’t expect Australia to suck this badly
#WorldCup

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@panagis21 @MerriamWebster Dopodomani in Italian. A very useful word

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@LucifersTweetz This was from the guy who suggested we all inject bleach to kill Covid.

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@terri4436166795 Divine intervention

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The look on her face is EXACTLY the look on our faces even without physical contact.

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@benonwine It would be as weak for different reasons

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If S. Korea had spent more time on their feet rather than rolling around on the ground faking injury they might have scored.

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@viewsoff Palermo, Sicily