Tim Peterson

actually an adult now, it sucks dude

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

#HowlKC #HowlTV

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My mom said that you can come over to watch River Monsters 3pm CST if your mom is okay with that…

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

@BrockJR_ @how6rd Not me, I do all of them just to show authority

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

@how6rd @god Yikes that stings

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

#HowlKC #HowlTV

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I expect a payment of at least $3,000 no negotiation

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

@Chiefs just can’t let me win one time

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

Oh you like Uber?

Name 5 Uber drivers.

[CNN @CNN]

breaking news

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

Just heard someone say they got “zero maidens” unironically

Likewise, my good sir

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

Does Helen Keller inspect the roads in KC? It’s like driving through a minefield out here

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@BrockJR_ It’s rigatoni and it shouldn’t even be close

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@BrockJR_ Actually garbage fr

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

Can’t wait to turn 30 and be able to call people younger than me “kid”

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

Why do McChickens go so hard at any time of the day?

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

Small talk about the weekend with my older coworkers revolves around not letting them know that I got absolutely obliterated on Saturday

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

@ColeHaynes9 @jordanmapes They don’t even realize that they may be entitled to financial compensation

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

@AZ_CoachS @MikeJohnKelly @jrh250 @BidenBurner46 @POTUS Because paying your way was an average of $5k in debt in the 70s and 80s. Where today college graduates are expected $36k in student loans. Your statement is tone deaf. This is coming from someone fortunate to have $0 in debt.

[Tim Peterson @realTMPeterson]

@Gunslinger127 @BleacherReport @peacockTV Actually a garbage take, but go off

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@WarriorParadigm @carnold744 @Gunslinger127 @BleacherReport @peacockTV Spoken like a true person sitting on the couch watching the Olympics.