Ligma Knutz

I’ve come here to chew bubble gum and eat ass, and I’m almost out of bubblegum.

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

Guys i don’t have much time. The su

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

is it me or does the sun

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

Hold up you mean the guy who had his ribs removed so he could suck his own dick was also an abusive prick? I’m shocked

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

If I’m ever a contestant on Jeopardy, i want to be announced as a “certified incel” from PooPoo Point, Wa.

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

motorists are advised not to touch the body. the cops are on their way to beat the snot out of it with hammers. do not interfere

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

@tedcruz @tedcruz remember when your political rival called your wife ugly and you proceeded to wipe his ass for him for 4+ years?

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

@45thabsurdist A communist beat my family to death with a slice of avocado toast and molotov’d my white picket fence

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

Got my truck nuts, got my trust fund, I’m ready for some discourse

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Getting ready to defend the importance of capitalism online

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

You’ll get an immediate return when you invest in BOFA

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

If we can’t do that, I’ll settle for an 80’s style sitcom called “Wheeler and the Milk Guy” where they try cohabitating in a small apartment and end up having wacky hijinks together.

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

If this beef between Wheeler and the milk guy doesn’t end with a rematch I’m gonna lose hope in politics. Imagine wheeler with a comically large log as a weapon and the other guy has giant dairy cannons on his back like blastoise. Fucking Legendary

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

@WaitingOnBiden Good

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

@45thabsurdist Wheeler vs Dave from Dave’s Killer Bread in a TLC cage match

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

@armanrodeo Which is the superior game, hydro thunder or cruisin USA?

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

Sounds like a classic case of rich asshole on rich asshole violence’s

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Today is the 5th day that the kids are still in cages.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Today is the 5th day that $2,000 checks have not gone out the door immediately.

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

Polite discourse is over, we’re bullying moderates in 2021

[hellon dude @allahliker]

it's very very easy to get on twitter or a podcast and just sneer at everyone and everything and be negative and condescending and full of yourself and offer no constructive suggestions or positive opinions on how to make anything better. and that's why i do it, because it's easy

[Ligma Knutz @realTomDelonge]

@armanrodeo Sounds rad, I’m in