The Trooster

A Squeaky Toy based in satire! That means it's parody folks! Half Trump, half rooster, ALL fun! Visit our online store for more info!
#Trooster

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

This is the Trooster!
The most beautiful, bold and fun Squeaky Toy in existence! All Squeaky Toy, all Attitude!!

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#Trooster
#Makesqueakytoysgreatagain
#doglovers
#Thursdaymoments
#fun

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

I'm hoping everyone has an amazing Monday! Don't forget to provide yourself and your pets with an amazing clone of me for your enjoyment! I'm a real hoot! Lol

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#Doglover
#MondayMorning
#Trooster
#HaveFun

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

Sorry you haven't seen me in awhile. I was kidnapped by marauders who have no sense of humor and take life waaaay to seriously. I escaped and am back in action!

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#humor
#MondayMood
#mondaythoughts
#Trooster
#NoPantsDay
#alljokes

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez Right on.....

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez Stoppit....

#Redacted

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

Some would accuse me of taking ADD medication...they are, I say they are crazy! I'm all natural folks! Can't you tell???

#TuesdayThoughts
#Trump
#ADDisReal
#Doglover
#Election2020

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@realDonaldTrump MmmmmHmmmmm....

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#ObstructionOfJustice

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BernieSanders Doooooooooo It! 🤣

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#ImpeachTrump

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez She lives in Dreamland.....full of Unicorns and Leprechauns....

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@TitaniaMcGrath This is what happens to me, everytime, I say everytime I think like you sister....

KaBoom!

#CriticalThinking
#Feminism
#Feminazi
#jokes

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@TitaniaMcGrath Booooooooooooooo!!!!

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#Genderbias
#genderequity
#genderfluid
#GenderConfusion

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

It's getting real folks...the face off is about to happen....well....not really...we are just really bored, Logan and I...tried to find something to be offended by, but all the politicians beat us to it...

#Trooster
#ThursdayThoughts
#blackface

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez Duuuuuuuude....

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez @realDonaldTrump I just threw up my bird seed I laughed so hard at this....

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez Oh Lordy....aaaaannnnnd....yes....

#ObamaNetflix

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BetoORourke You are correct sir....😄

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#BahamaStrong
#NorwegianEncore
#BetoORourke

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

Stoppit....givin' away ALL the foxes secrets to raiding the henhouse....🤣

#Democrats

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

10 Democrats will debate tomorrow in Houston

The top four candidates will take center stage:

Joe Biden

Elizabeth Warren

Bernie Sanders

Kamala Harris

Their combined net worth?

Over $25 million

How did they get that rich?

By lecturing us all on income inequality

🤔

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

As you can see folks...I am well liked and well guarded. Believe me!

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#stablegenius
#Trump
#DogsofTwitter
#Election2020
#HaveFun

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@Alyssa_Milano Ohhhhhh Lordy....Mr. Orange...smh

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@RealDonalDrumpf Sooooo VERY Beautiful!!

😄🤣

[The Trooster @realTrooster]

@BiglyPrez MmmmmmmmHmmmmmmmm!

#vapelife
#Vapenation
#vapingsaveslives