Will Ferrell

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Benjamin Parker Pruitt is my best friend

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Renee_aboona doesn't believe I'm the real will ferrel, can you believe it? Hahaha die

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

The awkward moment when you shout out the wrong answer with confidence.”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

You're not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing cool air for everyone around you”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Do you ever just wanna do a backflip but then you realize you can't.””

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Friends are like condoms, They protect you when things get hard.”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* O_O Me: "I am the chosen one"”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

That wrestling match you have with your friend when they take a bad picture of you and refuse to delete it.”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

I have a problem with self-esteem, Which is really rediculous when you consider how amazing I am.”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Icecube?”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Don't you just hate it when you're mad at someone, And they make you laugh.”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Thinking about getting in good enough shape to compete in an Ironman triathlon....nah”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

3AM text messages "Hey are you asleep?" “No, I'm scuba diving””

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3AM text messages "Hey are you asleep?" “No, I'm scuba diving”

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

Every time someone answers a stupid question I'm like: do you want a treat?

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

I throw fertiliser at people that need to grow up

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

No matter how big you are, no matter how bad you are when a six year old hands you a fake phone you answer it

[Will Ferrell @realWillFerral]

I change my passwords for everything to incorrect, that way my computer will tell me my password if I forget