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Applied mathematics graduate
Computer literate
Looking for a job on the same

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#BurieruriAt60

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@WillyAbuga Anaeza peana ka birthday gift?

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@AndyjnrUmaru A well paying job with a peaceful working environment

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I am CRYING rn, This little boy was in the living room playing with his toy train hollering "all you MFs that wanna get on, get on.
All you MFs that wanna get off, get off"

He said it like three times too, no shame whatsoever 💀

His mom heard him from the other room and came in HOT. "Boy, was that you in there cussing like that?!" He looked her dead in the face and said "No momma." She wasn't having it. Sent him upstairs for a whole hour.
Now here's where it gets good.

The boy came back downstairs, picked up his train, cleared his throat and said
"All you MFs that wanna get on, get on. All you MFs that wanna get off, get off. And all you MFs that wanna know about that hour delay… go ask that bitch in the kitchen."

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Me: what's your type?
Him: you're my type.

Nawaombea pia nyinyi😁😁😁😁♥️

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@ThePlug_03 Kutoka penye tulipigia chain hadi my apartment ilikuwa walking distance. Nlikuwa nimefraia ajab omw back, ikabidi nifake phonecall ndo watu wadhani Kuna mtu ananiamba on the other end. I was promising Yehova wanyonyi akizishukisha stawahi jaribu tena. Woiii sindwe saitan😭

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@vascokajaba @Jerome_ke_ Mnaiita hongo siku hizi

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@carltonkitheka1 Willie kimani was my uncle yoo😭

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@Moon_are_shii Cowife was hyping the man of how much of a hoe I was that I was in bad terms with my blood sis because I slept with her husband (my bro in law)
I crode😭

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@KE_MrBlack I can't remember speaking 👀

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@Osama_otero Uliza yeye kama anaeza adopt a 23 y/o child😁

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@MadProfitGuy Yo

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@iamennoh Lanet

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@InfluencerUg1 Senator keg

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@comfortcafex 🤲💙😩🫶👍😂

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@yourtechgirl24 AI

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@Mrbankstips A convenient corporate job🤲

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@frank_thegrim Ndo huyu

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@UnkleAyo Where do I start applying that free stuff
Like how do I apply

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@Kabetes0 Ndio huyu