Andrew Bolt

More Australian than you. And still not sorry, bitches.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Boat people like Mark Latham are coming into journalism and taking our jobs! Specifically, a job that could be mine! "And I'm Andrew Bolt."

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

So @KRuddMP is whoring himself on local media tonight. And yet I haven't been called back for The Insiders or 7pmProject. COMMUNISTS.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

#ismilewhen I think of Tony Abbott taking the throne.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Four for you, @wendy4senate. You go, @wendy4senate.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

.@wendy4senate All Australian school textbooks should be replaced with The John Laws Book of Uncommon Sense. There's REAL Aust values.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

I am quite happy with my 25 megajoule broadband.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Tony Abbott is a visionary. Who needs the interweb anyway?

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

My dear @wendy4senate, in order for you to properly take the throne you deserve, please spell properly. I can give you lessons. In my pants.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

The fake @andrewbolt is an Al-Qaeda plot to steal my identity.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Daddy Warbucks would have tried to marry Sandy if Prop 8 came through.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

I mean, look at Annie. She ended up with a man and a dog. Hard-knock life indeed.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Like @wendy4senate, I believe if you ask an orphan they'll tell you they'd much rather stay in an orphanage than have two dads.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Why have I never heard of @wendy4senate before? @mirandadevine, you now have a competitor for my heart.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

If I should stay, I'll only be in your way. So I'll go, but you know, I'll think of you every step of the way @mirandadevine

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

@AndrewBoltPM It would bring a tear to my eye if it wouldn't make me girly.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

I just woke up from a dream featuring Chuck Norris, Charlton Heston, John Howard and me. Feeling very confused and sticky.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

When will good, correctly politically-minded, quality television like "Walker Texas Ranger" be made again?

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Like, we both get hard for Tony Abbott @mirandadevine

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Darling @mirandadevine, we no longer share a 'herald' in our newspaper name, but there are still many other things we have in common.

[Andrew Bolt @real_andrewbolt]

Gillard recruiting Rudd on campaign trail shows hopelessness. Abbott using Howard is jeenyus. Jeanyes? Whatever, it's smart.