Real_Assetzz

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

When you get an 8am zoom invite the day after your Holiday Party

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Dudes be like “do your own research” and then drop $5k on a get-rich-quick pyramid scheme from a jacked Miami influencer that failed high school algebra

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Ok now type in the passcode sent to your phone and you should be able to access CoStar…

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

“Best I can do is an 11cap with an earn-out”

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

@litcapital Can’t believe Lizzo made an appearance

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

This halftime show was more of letdown than multi family returns in 2024

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

@litcapital It’s a land acquisition so Savills or CBRE will broker the Greenland. Trump will probably go no broker and self negotiate

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Me trying to find a way to punt all work into the 2nd week of January

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Me realizing I wasn’t muted while I was talking sh*t on the teams call

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

When you let the new analyst make edits in the Argus model

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Spirit swooped in quick

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

I wanna see DJ D-Sol headline

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

How I look at my phone whenever I get a work email during the weekend

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

ALBUM COVER: https://t.co/GJqYKdluzP

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

@Blind__Luck Bugatti Veyron (his parents died and life insurance kicked in)

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

@realEstateTrent Was this after everyone spent 2hrs selecting what kind of spring flowers to plant?

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

@for_yield Truth. You should be getting your own insurance quotes during DD (or before). The new purchase price will impact quotes, along with how many assets an insurer has with you etc etc

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Interest rates didn’t hit 4% until the 2010’s. Classic syndicator spewing nonsense…

[BarryRoland19 @BarryRoland19]

From one of the wealthiest RE investors I know (syndicating since the 80s):

Him: “When interest rates come back to 4, you’ll make your money”

Me: “Ya, if”

Him: “it will, you just have to give it time”

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

@litcapital Can confirm.

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

The eclipse boosting Hotel RevPAR across the Midwest

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Me when the eclipse turns apocalyptic but at least I don’t have to do CAM recs anymore

[Real_Assetzz @real_assetzz]

Visual representation of the office market in 2024