Crocodile

Hating my chud children everyday | Amateur Life-Coach | Ex-Pregnant he/him | 🏳️‍🌈 | 82 Years Old | #CrocRightAreTheOnlyRights #KillAllAlligators

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

Sorry for the inactivity i have accidentally self-castrated myself causing me to fall into a deep depression.

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

THEY STOLE MY FUCKING FISH

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

#thatsmefr

[Cute @cutecorestar]

When you're short but dangerous:

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

Its the alligators fault I just know it.

[PJiggles @PJiggles_]

Twitter removed being able to copy a tweet's link on mobile

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

My neck hurts a bit

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

I LOOOVE EATING OUT OLD MEN!!!!!

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

Its empty out here.

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

I have been a cat the whole time and No one kneewww iiitttt

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

Croc I like😍 vs croc that like me🤢

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

Ate a white man's leg

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

@CarlosDae_ Dude, shtu the FUCK UP.

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

This is the BEST time to be a crocodile right now

[freya 🐈 nemo 🪽 @freyawreya]

you think yore so fukcing funny

[Jub @youcantbreak]

Don’t let yourself be hurt this time

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

@crocodilecrisis Wow yall slow af then

[Crocodile @real_crocodile]

There are SO many naked men on my computer screen

[gta franklin @grandtheftseed]

i can talk to animals btw

[Aaron Bailey @AaronBaileyArt]

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.."