golbat

the best bat pokemon since gen 1 - not cr*bat - Nintendo took my freak away - pfp by @/mapputofu - ran by @JayDeeSSBU

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@roggen_stone crazy thing to say

[𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝘼𝙎, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙍𝙑𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙏 @upon_an_eon]

DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!

Day 13, for MUSES!

Who do you consider your worst enemy?
Or, who do you consider your rival?

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@Mewolyizhere yeah I tried it once in champions and it died to a drain punch and I said that's enough

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I hate the whole "thievul is terrible" "fakemons like squawkabilly" thing

I got fucking swalot and mega sharpedo to work, every pokemon in champions at the moment can be used and you can succeed with enough planning

except for pikachu emolga and dedenne, then I pray for you

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@CrossPoisoning tauros in a china shop lookin ass

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if I'm eating it with syrup I like pancakes, if I eat it with blood instead I much prefer waffles

[𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝘼𝙎, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙍𝙑𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙏 @upon_an_eon]

DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!

Day 12, for MUSES!

Waffles or pancakes?

Or, if you’re evil, french toast or bagels?

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@Inferno7786 @KingOfWaterType yeah you won this lowkirkenuinely

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I should make a strawpage

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@CrossPoisoning cuz your teeth a stuck together, also you can't walk into a restaurant without being a hazard

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@upon_an_eon

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@Xtreme66484027 first of all you are miles ahead of garchomp z, second of all you get one shot by basically everything so you're top meta for approximately 1 turn before you pass away to a single ground move

[golbat @real_golbat]

two frauds chilling in the same comp

five feet apart cuz they're not good

[𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 @flbreglass]

RAICHU Y x GARCHOMP Z

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@CrossPoisoning and you're not supposed to be a slob in public

get your dirty ass in the shower

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lowkey why don't I learn destiny bond

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Ask a Stupid Question Day.

[golbat @real_golbat]

FUCK

[Crobat 🟣🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @CrossPoisoning]

Well shit

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@Specklewinkle I interact with like 3 people so anytime I interact with anyone else, it probably counts that way more

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[DottlerTheTreasurer @KingOfWaterType]

OOMF CIRCLE WHAT HI GUYS

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@_gunk0 mega sharpedo

or if you actually wanna play the game mega camerupt but that's boring

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@Jcostoshi

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also when did dunsparce become a communist

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