Hajime Hinata

My dick done fell of || real_hinata lives in a cave and posts over 10000 sdr2 spoilers a day || @real_komaeda is my main marshmallow || B E E S Q U A D

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

see this talent? i got it from brain surgery. my hair? brain surgery. my perfect teeth? Brain surgery. now get the fuck out of my office

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Kaworu does. Did. Will?

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Unfortunately, understanding Neon Genesis Evangelion remakes is not a Super High School Level talent.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda May God rest his soul.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Get your own lines. You can't be the protagonist.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda No.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Don't make that face either...

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@MonokumaSez Absolutely. I'd love to.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Komaeda. I was lying. Don't do this. I cave.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Please stop.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@MonokumaSez Uhhh...not to be that guy, but you won't let us leave.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda I'm impervious.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda By the way, I've equipped the armor that lets me nullify damage from passive aggressive facial expressions.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@MonokumaSez This isn't anime.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@MonokumaSez What.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda Oh, I'm sorry I spent time outside having a social life.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda That's too obscure. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@real_komaeda No, that meme's too dated. You need to pick something more relevant to resonate with today's audience.

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@actual_kaworu I forgot the word "stay" and now I'm going to kill mysdlf

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

@actual_kaworu wow. safe out there my beloved surferino

[Hajime Hinata @real_hinata]

You don't even have to think, as long as you choose not to speak.