Comedian I Go Dye

Area!!! Wey dem dey? 9ja no dey carry last☺ Am the king of comedians☺

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

OCHUKO: Guy, I hear women can easily make you a millionaire. AKPOS: Yes now, if u are already a billionaire

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

EKAETTE: My love, what did you get me for Val?...AKPOS: See that Pink Range Rover over there? I bought you the same colour of toothbrush

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

EKAETTE: Will you still love me when I,m no longer young and pretty?...AKPOS: Sweetheart come on, u know I can't see the future

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

*after maths test*.. TEACHER: What method did you use in solving the questions?..AKPOS: Guess and hope method

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

EKAETTE: Where u dey?.AKPOS:I dey bank. EKAETTE: Abeg withdraw money for my brazilian hair and bold5. AKPOS: I mean River Bank,U want Fish?

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

I saw a keke napep wit the inscription " TRUST NO LADY" I have the feelings that the guy once had a RANGEROVER.... :) :) :)

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

Gal bcz of luv,Tattooed her Boyfrnd's name permanently on her Hands.Nw d guy don break ha heart.She's nw goin up & down lukin 4 his namesake

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

@BoviCOMEDIAN Lollzzz :)

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

@BoviCOMEDIAN LOLzzzxxx

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

@BoviCOMEDIAN @Wazo_Bia :)

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

@BoviCOMEDIAN @Wazo_Bia LMAO :)

[EL NOW @EL_NowTV]

#WackyTweet Comedian I Go Dye (@real_igodye) All these nigerians based abroad will be forming accent..When they... http://t.co/oAAZLMmvkA

[Ushbebe @ushbebecomedian]

12days to #UshbebeLive Dont miss this comedy and music Mayhem May 18 @igosave @realmikeezu @iamMajidmichel @real_igodye @solidstarisoko

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

New Islamic Channel Plz follow link to join http://t.co/QpwFAI8crR

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

Retweet & Follow @fertymer 4 cool & warm updates,funny jokes,wise sayings,love,mis u,inspirations & lots more.I'l follow d 1st 50 followers.

[Comedian I Go Dye @real_igodye]

BRAIN TEASER!Let's see how gud u r in mathematics. So here is d question 10+10 X 0 + 10 -10 = ???(A)10 (B)0 (C)200 (D)135 (E)20 (F)125 (G)30