Jack Bauer

Former CTU agent, widower, father, grandfather, and counterterrorism expert. Vacationing in a Russian prison. Planning escape and revenge.

[Jack Bauer @real_jackbauer]

I debated whether to do this, but if you want to know who was behind this, IRL I'm @ryanmarkel. More here: http://t.co/KM5RreULLF

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Russia sounds like it will be fun.

I’ll send you a postcard.

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And admit it: you thought I was going to suicide bomb Airwolf, didn’t you?

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This helicopter must have an amazing amount of fuel if they think we’re going to get to Moscow in it.

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@joncassar Thanks for bringing Jack Bauer to life. I hope you have as much fun making it as we do watching it.

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Other than on finale night, I don’t tweet out of character, so this account will just sit here, waiting.

For revenge.

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@chloe_obrian @24fox I would say “Die Another Day” but that’s already been done.

And not as well.

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@joncassar @RealKiefer @rajskub @KimRaver @Y_Strahovski @24fox Thanks for giving me a chance to a appreciate your art by mocking it. :)

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@tony_almeida Maybe next time we’ll get Tony’s Return.

We can hope.

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@chloe_obrian @tony_almeida @24Fox I have had a great time. Hopefully the 24 producers give us an opportunity to do more.

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I’m only saying this because who knows if we’ll get more #24LAD in the future.

It’s been a blast. Thanks for following along.

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I REGRET NOTHING

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This might be goodbye. I hope you are ready.

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At least you finally got rid of the makeup @chloe_obrian.

BFF

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Yup; that’s Ernest Borgnine all right.

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Wait - Airwolf is my ride?

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Wow; that was a hell of a nap there.

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TRICK QUESTION.

I’m not allowed to be happy. You all knew that.

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RT if you want me to be happy

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Upcoming tweets may or may not be in real time. :)