👑 King C

Kind heart. Wild sense of humor.
I joke about life so it hurts less.
Here to make you smile, king/queen 👑👸

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Usha9899 The gal sef got guide😁
Aura 4 Auta🙂‍↔️

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as if nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is a miracle.

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

What did God do after he made the earth go around the sun? He decided to call it a day.

[Awelewa 😍🥰❤️ @a4lasade]

My friend reconnected with her ex after 10 years, and this guy is seriously loaded multi-millionaire level. 😂 He used to live in Lagos but relocated to Abuja late last year.

They bumped into each other at an event, exchanged numbers, and the man started calling her nonstop, sending gifts and begging her to come back. He said he wanted a baby with her, and my friend agreed. 😂

They’ve been “together” for three months, but they’ve only seen each other once, the day they met at the event.

Last month, she was supposed to spend a week with him. She packed her bags, entered the bathroom and boom, her period started. Meanwhile, she had finished menstruating a week ago.

She called him, and he said it was fine, she shouldn’t come. He even sent more gifts and flowers.

After her period ended, she called again to say she was coming. Suddenly, she developed a boil in her private area. Trip cancelled again.

They fixed another date. Another boil! 😂

She called me and told me everything. I told her, “My sister, something no clear here o. Maybe this man get evil plans for you. Maybe na your destiny he wan use collect with all this money.” 😂

She said she had actually been thinking the same thing.

She blocked him everywhere and returned to her single life. 😂😂

Abeg, sometimes when things keep going wrong like this, listen to your instincts.

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 🤔

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 Pretty u 🤩🙂‍↔️

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 Lol

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 😹😹😹

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

Sometimes people can see the seed of GREATNESS in you before you notice it
That’s why some persons grown uncomfortable around you

Know yourself.

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 I speak with faith😁

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

Green flag:
She says "eat first" before starting gist.

Red flag:
She says "we need to talk" at 11:47pm

Which one is your babe? 😂

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 Omo🥲

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 That’s nice 😊

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 U gerrit 😂

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 Pressure 😹

[Folakemi🌻 @Dorcie631]

Before you rent house make sure the landlord has another source of income..
Ask….

[👑 King C @real_kingc1]

@Dorcie631 Omo 👀
Greatful for life 💯