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Old guy New account

[Gonçalo 🎲🇵🇹🇳🇴 @GonaloSilva3]

> oferece-te ao Al Nassr
> Faz te amigo do Ronaldo
> Ganha o Sauditão
> Com a amizade do Ronaldo faz te ao cargo de selecionador
> Ronaldo mete a cunha e és contratado
> Chuta o Ronaldo para fora de seleção

Masterful Gambit do Jorge Jesus ♟️🧠

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@TheHateCentral2 "END OF AN ERROR" 😭🙏

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@TouchlineX Bro used to pocket Mbappe

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@TINA352566647 Pack it up tina

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@found_it_funny My boy

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@Barca_Archive Brother has everything

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@TouchlineX Eurapian Lad favourite rapper was em

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

@notrafalacoort Ye we updated it

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

cuando te das cuenta que le contaste un chisme a la persona equivocada

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

Skit or no skit, these nigas really did that 😭

[k @Kaartikkkkk]

POV: It’s 2:00 PM on a summer day. Your mom is taking a nap, the house is quiet and you’re wandering around trying to find something to do.

[ava!! ⸆⸉ ✪ㅅ⎕ ⚞•⚟ #hltspoilers @superachejigsaw]

so it’s hate waffles day

[𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐨 @real_mayo__]

Yeah guess who's winning the ballon d'or now.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: IT'S OVER FOR KYLIAN MBAPPE!

IT'S A KNEE INJURY AND HE IS GOING OFF! ❌

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Pep Guardiola

[⛩️ @7ahul]

Arteta at the court hearing as a ‘special witness’

[ִֶָ @Usoholic]

24 hours later and City were found guilty on all charges…

[✧ꜱᴘᴜᴄʀᴇツ▪️ @fwspucre]

using twitter when none of your friends are using it