Tiny Satan

Fuck Trump

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@elonmusk What's up with the Nazi salutes today?
Jewish people that voted for Trump, how's that sitting with you?
Real Tiny Satan does not approve.

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@newtgingrich So now Republicans care about the popular vote? Where was the same concern last November?

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@RobWittman Listening to your town hall now.Pls have someone pull your head out of your ass.Edge providers?Seriously?

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@JeZusCinderland you almost had me at Taco Tuesday. then I saw they were vegan. so disappointing.

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@cjpearson I agree. he has plenty of experience fucking up the environment and generating profits. not sure how that applies as SoS.

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@j__z45 @cjpearson yes. we should ban everyone from everywhere because one day they might do something bad. btw, you're an idiot.

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@cjpearson Last I checked the people voted for Clinton. The Electoral College voted for Trump. Nice try though.

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@cjpearson read the Time article. can you pls send me a link to the "detailed policy proposals", tax returns, or an actual medical report

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@danieltosh Don't worry. We know you love all penises regardless of color, size, or species. #toshlovesdicks

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@newtgingrich I need more followers. Where did you find the 1.59 million idiots that follow you?

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

I wouldn't even serve this garbage in hell. https://t.co/5EnH23i0Xq

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Hungary had negative population growth in 2015. Doesn't seem like any immigrants are flocking there. https://t.co/tZTZMA3JHZ

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

Just spent two days in Hungary, a country which has proven a fence can stop illegal immigration.American media should study Hungary's record

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Screw you @pizzahut. We only serve @PapaJohns in hell. https://t.co/3HsEbe1zrc

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

Summer sides and slices.
https://t.co/avLWWYWqBb

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Are you shipping that baby with @FedEx or @UPS? https://t.co/YQmswAUwoz

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Everyone is welcome in Hell. I guess we're better than the United States. #hellisbetterthantheus https://t.co/N06qH3cKh0

[Federation for American Immigration Reform @FAIRImmigration]

Refugees need to be vetted before being resettled in the U.S. https://t.co/qxToVsdnVh

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Lies! Nothing is better than @CandyCrushSaga. #1 game in hell 2 years running. https://t.co/KAIRgSde8q

[Bee Brilliant @BeeBrilli]

"Better than Candy Crush!" - Play Free Now https://t.co/WQfnRXxOcH

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

So 22% of @BernieSanders supporters are idiots. No big surprise. https://t.co/8oE7qjNVW3

[Sean Spicer @seanspicer]

Wow! Bloomberg poll of general election likely voters of @BernieSanders supporters @HillaryClinton only gets 55% while @realDonaldTrump 22%

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

@Real_Tiny_Satan only rents from @Enterprise and he always gets the minivan. https://t.co/lOS8DTMus7

[Enterprise @Enterprise]

We partnered with this summer’s @StarTrekMovie. Enter for a chance to go to the premiere. Terms apply. https://t.co/F7kdHkw9ga

[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Tiny Satan only uses @Downy https://t.co/NnzsQbyr68

[Downy @Downy]

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[Tiny Satan @Real_Tiny_Satan]

Lesson 1 from the Tyler the Creator Concert: white kids can't clap to a simple beat.