SoCalSquatter

What you see is what you get.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

That one time my dog got smacked in the head with a tail and looked like President Trump. 😂🤣

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

Has anybody ever noticed that @amazon deliveries don’t show up on your @Ring? They won’t ring the bell and somehow black out your camera…wtf @amazon ?

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@dog_rates My mom’s conures do, too!!

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@SenWarren How many stocks would you have to inside trade to reach that figure?

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@DissentFu I never went to college and have managed to own a home and will soon retire. My children both have masters and are homeowners in their mid 30s, what was your degree in?

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@kasthomas @DissentFu I was born in Mexico to dirt poor parents, what I have today was not from a birth lotto! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@nosoupforgeorge He’s not an illegal alien, don’t see a problem? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[greg @greg16676935420]

My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@JasonKander Not for me, I’m not a jealous person.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@simonateba Do you understand why you lost followers? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@simonateba @elonmusk No, and neither should anyone else be.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@ResisttheMS Speaking of proof…🙄

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@GavinNewsom How many millionaires not named Newsome did your winery produce?

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

The things we take for granted in the good ‘ol USA! 🥰

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@japan_nobunaga Happens at Max’s Mexican Cuisine in Azusa, CA all the time - thank God for “to-go”!

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@VinylRecordsGuy @fOx1257067 @drawandstrike And the agony of missing any of it if at all and having to wait another year!

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@RepRobertGarcia @notsure54320 Wait until you hear nobody cared when democrats were in charge and in possession of them.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@politicalmath @ScottPresler Guess we found something worse than a scorned woman.

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@RealJoeBonanno Wow, going out on a limb…🙄

[SoCalSquatter @RealAlexT1]

@RealJoeBonanno @JohnCornyn @LeaderJohnThune Are you as unhinged as this sounds?