Tio Mofongo

Old account got hacked this the real me follow back

[Tio Mofongo @realalphala]

Alphas back baby🐺📸🔥💥

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

😭

[Behr🕷️🕸️ @peterbehrker]

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Dad is typing...
Dad is typing...
Dad is typing...

Dad:

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Dad, why are your friends my uncles”

The lore I'm about to drop:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Work ends at 5:00 pm
Me at 4:55 pm:

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

"tay keith this too hard"

"tay keith f**k these n***** up”

[Redd @ReddCinema]

They saying the kid voice actors improvised this and I gotta quit bullshitting and go peep this movie if they had this much fun making it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mike Myers has returned as Dr. Evil for a new Verizon commercial.

[flex @lowkflex]

Nigga I thought the cup was blasting off

[𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

You really can't be 30 in peace. You make one mistake and it's "you're fucking 30" goddamn! Lmaooo

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

South Korea’s manager in the locker room during half time

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[tribeca enjoyer @TribecaTies]

New York is the only city where you can see a video like this and not really worry that it could be AI

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[ally 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @ladybirdmp4]

like he HAD THE SONG TO BE DOING ALL OF THAT SHIT FOR