Amphitrite

Here to keep Poseidon in check. And to keep my son @ActualTriton out of trouble. ❤️💧❤️💧❤️

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

*.•°☆ . °×♡* .• ☆×. •° . * .
☆ * × . * •°. ☆°•. .
* . °•Would You Drown For Me? *☆×°. •
☆ * × . * •°. ☆°•. .
*.•°☆ . °×♡* .• ☆×. •° . * .

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Bruh he’s truly RUINED Twitter and made it into something gross af.))

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Stop screaming underwater. The whales think you’re making threats

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Mortals created an app that was sufficient I suppose, and then allowed another mortal to destroy it.

Is this thing even called Twitter anymore?

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Swimming in the moonlight 🌕✨🌊

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Perhaps I should partake in selling photos of my feet.

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

@ActualTriton

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Hotter days means warmer water 🥰

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Not dumb people on Twitter getting me to completely break character I stg 😭

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

@R439878 @LHayneTweets @sgtmhuggybear @NoContextHumans So no restrictions. So you’d be fine if we just started handing them out like candy? Even to babies? How about people who are known to be very violent and aggressive? How about people if we know someone’s planning a shooting, no regulations on not giving them a gun. Smart.

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

I return and Poseidon rebranded 😭

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Hello. I’ve been really inactive on this social platform. But I’ve decided to finally return. I may not be active daily but I’ll be much much more active than I have been. I needed a much needed break from the online world
💙🐡

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

@YourLast_Friend Wet 😡

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

What are some questions you have for us mer folk

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Swimming is calming. Especially when your husband has done something incredibly stupid 💙💧

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

Wet 🥰

[Hermes @HermesIsTheBest]

@RealAmphitrite How can you breathe

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

While very wet 🥰

[se ☆ @overth3ra1nbow]

@RealAmphitrite how do you piss and shit

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

We’re wet when we breath 🥰

[Dionysus @CHBDirector]

@RealAmphitrite How breathe?

[Amphitrite @RealAmphitrite]

We do it while wet 🥰

[Hades @Rex_Mortuis]

@RealAmphitrite How do you do it