๐จ๐ฆ๐ช๐บ๐ธ BREAKING: I just received a legal notice from the Attorney General of the UAE that they have BANNED my X account over allegedly violating the UAE's 'Cybercrimes Law' with intent to 'harm the national economy & disrupt public order.'
Sorry boys, I didnโt force your greasy sheikhs to blow their Mossad stipend on Dubai chocolate, porta-potty OnlyFans parties, and $800 Labubu dolls instead of actual fucking air-defense missiles.
They can ban me from their desert mall โ I don't care. Allah already has a MUCH BIGGER BAN waiting for the spineless traitors helping starve Gaza.
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