name cannot be mine 🐀

My pronouns are try/me because I identify as a fucking threat.

You've been warned.

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

@RappiMexico @RappiMexico detesto su chat que da "solución" mediante IA, y me jodió mi dinero porque no hay manera de contactar con un agente

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

@RappiMexico necesito solución a este pedido, el día de hoy pedí comida de KFC a través de la aplicación, y en vez de los 4 artículos que pedí, solo me llegó 1, pero al momento de solicitar mi reembolso, solo me regresaron $90, lo cual es inaceptable. Adjunto imágenes

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

@PKMJinta estoy atorado :(
No puedo salir de la base secreta en la ruta 40, me regresa automáticamente adentro

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

If you think people are exaggerating when they say Latin America is really feeling the loss of Akira Toriyama, they're even playing tribute to him in major sporting events.

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

Arsen? You mean Crime Brulee?

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

Bro for real, I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof right now

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

Bro, no homo? I think I'm attracted to women for who they are as human beings.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

she tried to promote abstinence on a college campus 😂

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

@RideDontSlide95 @GoodReddit Oh dang, in Mexico if a vendor makes a mistake like that, they are required by law to honor it, regardless of the circumstances

[el jeringas @ElJeringasLoko]

La pizza de Don Cangrejo es la mejor

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

I don't generally like AI versions of songs because they sound pretty cringe, but Freddie Mercury singing Chamber of Reflection? I might just slip into a little depression on purpose cuz that shit gets me right in my feels

[Gearbox Loot @GearboxLoot]

❄️ HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY 2023 ❄️

It's a giveaway SO BIG...we can't even show all the items in a single image!! 💖

Enter from now until Dec 31, and you could win 32+ items! Some rare and very collectible ones! ✨

https://t.co/ClWCRn8Cqh

[Mac 🐀 @gentle_weeper]

Ojalá existieran más canciones que me hagan sentir como The Gunner's Dream

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

Manslaughter it is

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

I can't mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore my way out of this one boys.
Looks like I'm in a bit of a pickle.

[Lucho Portuano @SrLuchoPortuano]

¿Cuál es su Mortal Kombat favorito?

[name cannot be mine 🐀 @realbadecision]

@ElChupalabrasVT Es el nuevo Benadryl Crab-Rangoon?