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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

The Kings being asked in 2023 why they traded Haliburton

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🤣

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Me to whoever is responsible for today’s outlook outage

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My man @thatl0calguy coming up as I doomscroll IG 🤣

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Im probably too toxic for most anyway 🤣

[xclips @xclipsonly]

Tweeting with 0 followers idgaf

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Outlook this, Outlook that.

You should be OUT LOOKING for a real head coach and the right players to build around Darius Acuff, Jr. with!!!

@ScottPerryGM

[Hen Simmons @KeeGlockMurray]

I’m glad Outlook is down. Vivek can’t email Scott Perry bad ideas for a few hours

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@BSTeGz To XBox? With that goofy controller? /bait

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@thatl0calguy Doing Gods work

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@BSTeGz TIL I don’t know what titties look like o_O

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@NostalgiaFolder My happiness

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Absolutely insane how @ChuckPaganoNFL assumes #Peter would even WANT to go to his house… @PatMcAfeeShow

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@Lemonfighter_ Obvious Sabonis replacement

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Mason Plumlee yall… what the actual fuck are we doing over here?

#NBA #KINGS #Sactown #ExistenceIsPain

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@BSTeGz Why did nobody fkn warn me 25 lbs ago?????

[The Beam @SacBeam]

I've been using Twitter for 22 years, and I'm only just discovering that not drafting Luka Doncic, Damian Lillard, Klay Thompson, Kawhi Leonard, Stephen Curry, or Giannis Antetokounmpo, will create absolute heartbreak for a city that just wants a winning basketball team.

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@BSTeGz It’s like you don’t even listen to the things I say to you….

[Jaclyn DeAugustino @JacDeAug]

Like if your college basketball team is undefeated 🐊🐊🐊🐊 #GoGators

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Kings fans haven't seen a home win at Golden 1 Center since April 10th, 2026.

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I’m so fkn over him. So glad we lost Hali for him… well done.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Domantas Sabonis is “quiet quitting” on the Sacramento Kings because he does NOT want to be there, per @KevinOConnor

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Happy Veterans Day to all you vets out there!