loveeee when a tweet pops up on my TL that’s like “we NEED to talk about how social capital in the seattle chess community is based on wealth.” if you say so queen!
pop girlies love coming out as lesbian and immediately releasing a song like “i drink my baby’s honey 😛 i eat that girl for lunch 😋 slurp slurp your juice with a straw 🤤” like jesus christ we get it you eat pussy. call us when you tie up a furry and fuck them in the ass
me when i was living alone: fuck yeah!! make cinema horny again!! we don’t have ENOUGH sex scenes in movies!!
me after moving back in with my parents: ummm this feels a little unnecessary? does this even further the plot? wow hollywood is run by sick perverts :/
Hillary Clinton criticizes pro-Palestinian protests and says many young people she’s spoken to “don't know very much at all about the history of the Middle East or, frankly, about history in many areas of the world.”