The Birdhouse

If you can't handle the chirps...stay outta the #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy, I've seen forests with less bush than you #figuritout #cobwebbs #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy your girlfriend and hurricane sandy got a lot in common... Both are gunna blow anyone in a 50 mile radius #sandyjobs #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy, your girlfriends legs are open more then my twitter app #nocharacterlimit #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

@TheRock I've seen bigger muscles at the beach #pebbles #jabroni #birdhouse make sure you bring your health card bud

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Gotta make sure you get your healthy dose of Benadryl before you play @BizNasty2point0...don't want the dust startin up the allergies #plug

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy, I've seen submarines that dive less than you #goplaysoccer #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Ive seen basketball courts that have been dribbled on less than your girlfriend #cumdumpster #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

I've met bus drivers that have picked up less children than you #bestcandyintown #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy you're whipped more than a Jew in egypt #gutty #pussywhipped #birdhouse @Farsiology101

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

That girls been filled more times than a garbage truck #bigpickup #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

I've seen better shots at the hospital pal #softserve #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy your girlfriend's been pounded more times than the I in Pixar #dirtyolsloo #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

I've seen better wheels on a toboggan #nokills #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

@BizNasty2point0 I've seen better strides in a pack of gum #dust #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy, I've dropped change heavier than you #gomebud #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

I've seen snow get plowed less than your girlfriend bud #dirtysloo #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Your girls had more balls than a red solo cup #dirtybitch #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

Buddy your more sensitive than a touch screen #softserve #birdhouse

[The Birdhouse @realbirdhouse]

I've seen better pipes on Adele #pussyboi #birdhouse

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Look I'm not saying your ugly, but just come back after ive had a lot more beer.