lmfao schwarz

she/her

[Hannah Reale @hannahereale]

crucial AP Style knowledge

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

I can’t feel my eyeballs @AsT0ldByGinger4

[TMZ @TMZ]

Betty White has died at age 99. https://t.co/vbkrBwyj9U

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Getting to know a new person is actually so difficult bc speaking the way you normally speak literally feels insane for absolutely no reason

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

Group chat coming through in legit seconds re: “what’s the best Target around here?”

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

Anxious attachment style is no fun

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

My sister has so little faith in my cooking that for Thanksgiving dinner she only delegated to me the crudite platter…

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

@JBooma There is so much to unpack here

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

@JBooma Send

[WBUR @WBUR]

RACE CALL: Michelle Wu (@wutrain) makes history, as the first woman and person of color elected to lead the city of Boston.

https://t.co/aKCrRKwbS4

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Congratulations Mayor-Elect Michelle Wu—the one and only @wutrain—and your entire team of organizers and volunteers. You ran a grassroots campaign about the future of Boston and your victory tonight shows the whole country that the Green New Deal is a winning issue.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Michelle Wu has won Boston's mayoral race, breaking a 199-year streak of white, male city leaders to become the city's first woman and first person of color elected to the post.
https://t.co/mvW7vaCeNT

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

One of these things is not like the other!!

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

@JBooma Tell that to my mom

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

Today a second grader asked if the cafeteria mac and cheese was Annie’s 😭🤣

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

Frantically trying to hang up on snap as it is ringing loud and proud in my client’s jiu jitsu class 😭😭😭 Someone grapple me and end this

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

OMG WHY IS IT SO EASY TO CALL PEOPLE ON SNAP OMGOMGOMG I’m gonna go die in a hole now adios ✌️

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

There was this boy who lowkey rejected me and I was trying to delete his contact and I ACCIDENTALLY VIDEO CALLED HIM 😭

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

Tryna Lysistrata that shit

[lmfao schwarz @realbowenyang]

@tractorbeeem Helix