Brain Stew

💥Award winning student publication💥
💥Newly unofficial💥
💥Stewing for 35(ish) years💥
💥Probably fake news💥

[Brain Stew @realbrainstew]

By choosing to follow Brain Stew twitter, you hereby agree to give your soul and limbs to Dan Gerth upon your demise

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Final Stew of the year! Josiah and Jocelyn have been taken back behind the shed and given their final send off. We shall return soon.

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spectacular stew time! burn book banaza! talking shit has never felt so good.

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Our first fully independent stew is blasted straight from the pee hole of UMSL middle management. Some would say effective waste disposal, but I say a dazzling opportunity for toilet jokes.

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Our last issue tied to the UMSL Honors College! The teat of manifest destiny appears for us on the horizon. It is time to conquer new worlds.

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Brain Stew is going independent! We will no longer be associated with the UMSL Honors College. We will continue printing stew, but that means we need more support than ever from our readers! Please do your part and spread huge globs of stew on all of your friends and family.

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if you're reading this, you are now pregnant. You can't say no.

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we had a former editor break into the account. Everyone should know the perpetrator has been taken around back and shot. Stand by for your newly regularly scheduledly stew

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Bet you guys never thought you’d hear from ol Mya again but the current editors needed help getting into the account so this is my last message before they kick me out again

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good morning heathens. new stew out in all the usual places. read it or i cry myself to sleep every night here on.

https://t.co/0Q4W3LXNWw

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BRAIN STEW UPLOADED NOW GO GO GO!!!

https://t.co/9w20Ux6NAW

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also go to are you smarter than a professor or else alex will cry himself to sleep on the side of i-270 with a bottle of jim beam

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in the spirit of plhcsa trivia this friday, answer us this riddle kindly:

how many of the brain stew editors have either a) a drug problem or b) crippling deficit disorder

the answer? yes.

bonus if you can tell us how many editors dan brought in because they have daddy issues

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@juicethot Will send you the petition for funding once I get it drafted!

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This is my new emoji combo to indicate to my friends that I’m coming over to maim their shitty significant others. 🥸🔪

Thats the disguise I’m going to wear to hide my rage and identity as i stab them several times.

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@juicethot Not yet, trying to get the funding for it currently. When I do though we’re installing it on the Honors College Roof.

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Actually Uma Thurman would be replaced by Miss Piggy if Kermit plays John Travolta. Maybe we let John Travolta act and Kermit gets to be someone else. Either way I’d watch it.

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Imagine Pulp Fiction as a muppet movie. Who would be the human actor(s) that you would keep?

For me it’s either Uma Thurman, or Samuel L. Jackson. John Travolta gets played by Kermit.

[🪴 Moopleaf @ blue website @moopleaf]

there's an upcoming episode in the beavis and butthead reboot where the middle aged versions of them accidentally get married

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Here we go again...
Missiouri just introduced SB22 in special session.

It would:

- Medically detransition all trans teens
- Revoke doctors licenses for gender affirming care
- Ban trans youth from sports
- Forcibly teachers to out trans kids