Our first fully independent stew is blasted straight from the pee hole of UMSL middle management. Some would say effective waste disposal, but I say a dazzling opportunity for toilet jokes.
Brain Stew is going independent! We will no longer be associated with the UMSL Honors College. We will continue printing stew, but that means we need more support than ever from our readers! Please do your part and spread huge globs of stew on all of your friends and family.
we had a former editor break into the account. Everyone should know the perpetrator has been taken around back and shot. Stand by for your newly regularly scheduledly stew
Bet you guys never thought you’d hear from ol Mya again but the current editors needed help getting into the account so this is my last message before they kick me out again
in the spirit of plhcsa trivia this friday, answer us this riddle kindly:
how many of the brain stew editors have either a) a drug problem or b) crippling deficit disorder
the answer? yes.
bonus if you can tell us how many editors dan brought in because they have daddy issues
This is my new emoji combo to indicate to my friends that I’m coming over to maim their shitty significant others. 🥸🔪
Thats the disguise I’m going to wear to hide my rage and identity as i stab them several times.
Actually Uma Thurman would be replaced by Miss Piggy if Kermit plays John Travolta. Maybe we let John Travolta act and Kermit gets to be someone else. Either way I’d watch it.
Imagine Pulp Fiction as a muppet movie. Who would be the human actor(s) that you would keep?
For me it’s either Uma Thurman, or Samuel L. Jackson. John Travolta gets played by Kermit.
Here we go again...
Missiouri just introduced SB22 in special session.
It would:
- Medically detransition all trans teens
- Revoke doctors licenses for gender affirming care
- Ban trans youth from sports
- Forcibly teachers to out trans kids