the dastardly mr fart

dj/28/he/bi/white

luv Deadlock rn

love and/or hate elder scrolls depending on the weather

secret evil valve glazer

[the dastardly mr fart @realbutchmaniac]

Fuck my life into pieces. this is my Butt resort

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@profimocar

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#DriftDoor

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deadlock oc. occultist poet from St. Louis (Mill Creek Valley) Do We Fuck With Her

[ENVY💉 COMMS OPEN! @PLAGUEDPRIEST]

[deadlock] Finished! 🐍

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

Release air trapped in the colon by 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴. But be careful-- The sound and smell may alert enemies to your position.

[the dastardly mr fart @realbutchmaniac]

@cumlump now THATS what im talking about

[sugma ligma @lilqueefpaet]

didn’t check to see if the toilet lid was down and just slammed my big fat wet vagina onto the cold porcelain surface and it made a huge slapping noise that echoed

[c @cokebeyc]

being on non oomfs replies

[kitty @kitkalling]

i do this twitter shit for zero likes and 5 unfollows

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@WispyIndigo can I get an invite....

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im on 270 going 20 over the speed limit in a car that ain't mine w/a suspended license i should be easy to catch dw

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love how the state of Missouri thinks i care about a bench warrant. like come find me bitch

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@dekariospilled doorman voice oh that's just my tentacle don't worry about it

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@Chosentragedy hc that drifter named both of them bc doorman isn't good with mortal names and tried to name them shit like "Human Baby" or something after shit he thought they'd do for a job as adults

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@Chosentragedy the not redundant comment- name the left twin Solène (can mean sunshine [irony] or religious/solemn) and the right twin Éloïse (after the book series by Kay Thompson abt a girl living in the nyc Plaza Hotel)