Cabbage Facts

If cababge what you need to know just read its twets

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.@theweeknd what is your problem

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die

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rest in peace my granny she got hit by a cabbage

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cababge: the crunchy green treat

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C - can
A - you
B - please
B - shut
A - the
G - hell
E - up you are so annoying

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Happy friday
It is the. Perfect day to look for a cabbabe

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you are brushing your teeth

suddenly you hear a noise

oh oh oh splash

what is that

oh splash oh oh

what is that noise

a cabbage is taking a shower

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Me: dad

Dad: what

Me:

Dad: what do you want

Me:

Dad: why are you talking to me what do you want

Me: a cabbage is green

Dad: oh my god

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a cabbage will float in the bath tub but only until mom tell you to take him out

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a cabbage is one of the most important vegetable in history .

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we are cabbage kirk
we will carry the leaf

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merry christmas I hope I do not die tonight or tomorrow .

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like if you think a cabbage is cute or if you want to die soon

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A cabbage is green
A pototo is brown
Turn that frown
Up side down

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T - thanks
G - god
I - it
F - cabbage

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guess who?

yes you guessed it: its cababge

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skibidi cabbage

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Cabbage tip: drip some lemon juice on your cabbage and lick him all over for a nice summer treat :)

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if your cabbage are brown or gray it might be time to take him to the hostipal

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cabbage come in many color but the main color are green. Debbie why

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I have graduated from microplastics I am ready for macroplastics