Marie Antoinette

Tried to give out free cake, don't know why nobody wanted any.

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

An Italian penguin just took over France. Thought he’d be taller. #whatisdemocracy

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

Just got beheaded. It was pretty painless. #dead

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

@KingLouisXVI I get that you’re dead, but it’s pretty rude to leave me alone. Ew, here come the peasants. #stopbeingpoor

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

Got taken prisoner. They confiscated my cake. #notcool

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Tried to ditch the poor people party. They didn’t like that very much. #lame #peasants #IJustWannaGoHome

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Just saw some people get beheaded. #headsberollin

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@KingLouisXVI A bunch of poor women just ruined my sheets. #rude #theybetterpayforthat

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

Just finished my hair, time to eat more cake. #keepcalmandeatcake

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Update: the peasants went into the tennis court. That place is probably dirty. Ew. #nasty

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

@KingLouisXVI Just locked some peasants out of the palace. #savage

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@KingLouisXVI The Bastille totally just got stormed. Why do poor people have to be so moody.

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

@KingLouisXVI The Bastille totally just got stormed. Why do poor people have to be so moody.

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

@kinglouisXVI The Bastille totally just got stormed. Why do poor people have to be so moody.

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

Just got a new necklace. Probably made some people starve. #sorrynotsorry #rich #diamonds

[Marie Antoinette @realcakequeen]

#gettingmarried Totally ready to eat cake. #imthequeen