Joseph Camel

Suckin Toes and Smoking Joes. Parody for fun, thank you fuck you

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

Y’all mind if this white boy speaks a little Spanish tonight?

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

She wanna fuck with a nasty lil honkey

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

I’m a back of the motorcycle kinda guy

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@damnidc__ How come you never wanna talk about penis and vaginas no more?

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

PAT ME DOWN AND CHRIS BE GAY

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

If you’re on the Vineyard right now you’re a flaming homosexual

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

YOU WASNT WITH ME SHOOTING THE GYM

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@D3MSHIZA They do not

[Adam Nauracy @Value_Savant]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this. I guarantee they have some MIT grad working for them in a back room that cracked the code on intercepting the radio frequency of PitchCom and has access to the “keys” to decipher each pitch. I legitimately don’t remember a single BOS hitter chase a breaking ball the whole series. I’m going to comb through the statcast data on O-swing%, barrel%, etc from start of streak compared to prior to streak. I’m fairly certain there’s going to be some crazy differences.

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@filer0040 @realboingboing on the way to Dallas

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@Commanders Pain 😢

[Jrue @JrueeUTD]

Nigga you was guarding him

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

If they shenaned once they’ll shenanigan

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@baseball_cards First great redsox fan I’ve ever met. Appreciate you

[Baseball Cards @baseball_cards]

Aaron Judge gets it. Notice how he keeps looking up to be in the discussion. He’s not going through the motions, obligated. He’s paying attention and making that person’a experience real. He interacts, smiles, talks. Love or hate the Yankees, disliking Aaron Judge is nonsense. I was born at Mass General. I have Red Sox blood. Aaron Judge is great.

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

IM UNHINGED

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@ItsJibbyy @raenjoyer19 @realboingboing

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

@BOSthrowback A by far

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

Injury Report Update 8/6:

Nay the Vin- Dad’s Credit Card-QUESTIONABLE
The Mayer- Jump Scare - Not Allowed to play
@realboingboing - Whipped - Finally being allowed to play
@NotoriousKIDthe - HIPPA Violation if we disclose the real injury- OUT “Soft”-Boing boing
@realcameltoes - Thank you Jayz - Reasonable Doubt
Funcle Jazz - No KID No Play -DOUBTFUL
Jay Are - Marks Cats - Cryptic

[Joseph Camel @realcameltoes]

It was just a subway ride baby nothing happened