Milk Truck Driver Fan

I have been a fan of Milk Truck Driver for a long time. Please follow me and engage with my content. - MTDf

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

My dream is to be in a group chat that plans a pool party with beach balls at a hotel and then it happens

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

Do you guys want to see shooting myself content?

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

I think I could survive a gunshot wound to the head

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@vrilliumlive @restoreorderusa You are soft and weak

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@vrilliumlive Everybody hates you. The only people you could attract with content are literally low IQ browns. The only people you could attract sexually are fat (also low IQ/brown) disgusting whores. Or men. Because you are gay. You know what butts and penises taste like, you doughy disgrace.

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@killeverydoctor Yeah like a lot

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

Invitations to watch Donnie Darko with Milk Truck Driver: 7

Times watched Donnie Darko with Milk Truck Driver: 3

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

Here are my new year resolutions:

- get more pussy for Milk Truck Driver
- be better at engaging with MTD’s content
- be in a group chat
- locate the hotel
- use money to buy something rare
- get a hat

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@jardinsecret888 Have you ever met a real centrist? Like a real one not a pretend one

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@KaiserLoengramm Even you don’t believe this

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

Happy new year as you stupid fucking pussy. Enjoy your not-girl New year’s kiss, unlike me and Milk Truck Driver, who have kissed several women at many different times.

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@vrilliumlive You’re a fucking pussy for hiding behind your “faith” when all your other shitty behavior targeting good people, which you admit to doing only for engagement, proves that’s not exactly a big part of your life

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

I have thought about this for one billion moments

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

Just another day in stupid fucking MTDf world, population: me. Nearest hotel: one billion miles and also you can’t fucking come inside or find it.

[Kaiser @KaiserLoengramm]

@realcentrist405 Sorry but we only let people who have spent at least one night in a hotel into the group chat. Submit your application to me when you have proof purchase of one hotel room please.

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@KaiserLoengramm I do want that yes

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

Hey fuck your group chats.
No one is even in them.
Fuck your group chats, man.

- MTDf

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

I do not give A FUCK about your group chats. They’re probably not even real.

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

@KaiserLoengramm No

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

One time I was staying with Milk Truck Driver for a couple days and I started calling it “Five Nights at MTD’s” and he told me to not start saying that as a justification to stay for five days

[Milk Truck Driver Fan @realcentrist405]

I’m tired. I can’t DO IT