Choppy Murphy

Manager at Cly's, Staight Player, Mike King❤️, usually fratting my cock off

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Warning: listening to country music and calling your cousin apparently isn't ok anymore #imissKing

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Gotta love when Chris Bauer starts following you

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Pissed covered floors are apparently frat because I have yet to mop them up. You'd think I could get a lowball over here, but Reda is busy

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Anyone else get "piss on my floor at 9:30 am" drunk last night? #managerlevel #clys

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Any girls Tryna make a mistake tonight?

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Shoutout to @Trevor_2014 for helping me have a family reunion last night. Always nice to see relatives shack

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Idk who's fucking dog is barking but I'm about to make it a free range puppy in about 2 more decibels #clys #newshotpupper

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Thanks to everyone who didn't sleep with me on my birthday. Solid night, but someone pissed my pants

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

@leneauXo Gettin pretty tired of sleepin with dudes

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Turnin 21 at midnight. Whoever buys the most shots gets a job at Clys. Sleep with me and get promoted!

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Drug test today. This will be my hardest exam of college yet. They really need to make Xanax that doesn't look like breathmints

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

Nothin like waking up to regret and a condom in your ass

[Choppy Murphy @realchopsmurphy]

If you're trying to have a terrible time, I'm working 3- close, which may be around 11. Sorry, we don't have penguins, but I'm pretty cool