Chris 💙

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[Chris 💙 @realchrishanken]

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[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

We live in a country now where the president uses his power to censor media figures who criticize him and then brags about it.

[Chris 💙 @realchrishanken]

Does the “report spam” calls on iPhones do literally anything?

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Ordering a Pizza for Delivery

1995
– You call
– You order in 2 minutes
– It arrives in 30 minutes

2005
– You go to the website
– You customize it
– It arrives in 45 minutes

2026
– You download the app
– You create an account with email verification
– You add your address with a PIN on the map
– The map can't find your street – You add it manually
– You select a pizza
– The ingredient you want has an extra charge
– You add a card
– Payment error
– You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

[Chris 💙 @realchrishanken]

All sweet cream, no cold brew. Thanks @Starbucks 😒

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“We can’t raise the minimum wage, because then the price of everything will go up.”

*They didn’t raise the minimum wage.*
*The price of everything still skyrocketed.*

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

Donald Trump’s Accusers:

Katie Johnson (13): He raped her at parties connected to Jeffrey Epstein.

Anonymous (13 or 15): Forced her down to his pen*s. She bit it. He punched her.

E. Jean Carroll: “He pinned me against a wall… and r*ped me in a dressing room.”

Stacey: He groped her at Trump Tower after Epstein introduced them.

Jill: “He pushed me against a wall… tried to put his hand up my skirt.” and attempted to r*pe her.

Ivana Trump: Described a violent sexual encounter where she felt “violated”

Jessica: “He was like an octopus… his hands were everywhere.” Groped her on a plane.

Natasha: “He pushed me against the wall and forced his tongue down my throat.”

Karena: “He grabbed my breast… out of nowhere.”

Rachel: “He kissed me directly on the mouth… without consent.”

Mindy: “He grabbed my butt… I jumped.”

Kristin: “He reached under my skirt and touched my vagina.”

Anonymous (Teenager): Trafficked to him and raped. Then witnessed newborn being murdered and disposed of in Lake Michigan.

Lisa: He walked in on nude women during a private event. “[Trump] stuck his head right underneath their skirts.”

Cathy: “He grabbed me and tried to kiss me on the lips.”

Temple: He cornered and forcibly kissed her.

Bridget (late teens): Said he entered dressing areas while contestants were changing.

Tasha: “He just came strolling right in… while we were naked.”

Mariah: “He would just walk in… no second thought.”

Victoria (late teens): Said he inspected contestants while they were undressed.

Samantha: “We were lined up… like pieces of meat.”

Ninni: “He grabbed my butt… before we went on stage.”

Jessica: “He grabbed us tightly… kissed us without permission.”

Summer: “He thrust his genitals… tried to kiss me aggressively.”

Juliet: “He tried to kiss me on the lips in an elevator.”

Alva: “He grabbed my hand and leaned in to kiss me.”

Karen: Groping at a New Year’s Eve event at Mar-a-Lago.

Cassandra: “He continually grabbed my ass… invited me to his hotel room.”

Jennifer: He kissed her on the lips after a meeting.

Amy: “He just shoved his tongue down my throat and I was pushing him off. And then that’s when his grip became tighter and his hands were very gropey and all over my butt, my breasts, my back, everything. I was in his grip, and I couldn’t get out of it.”

Melinda: Trump grabbed her butt at Mar-a-lago.

Anonymous: Trump went into her room without being invited, and tried to get in bed with her.

[sgp @stogolp]

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

[Gammadocious @Gammadocious]

@aethelfleds he’s very hungry, and no one can stop him

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Turns out Donald Trump voted by mail. Again.

It's almost like mail-in voting is safe, secure and makes voting easier. 🤔

[The Uncultured Black AristoCAT @camarawilliams]

You weren’t spending 5 hours at the airport under Biden….matter of fact….the airlines were required to pay you money if they messed up…..just food for thought.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Live look at America becoming great again.

[Chris 💙 @realchrishanken]

What a time to be on this app

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

If you even for one second believed that it wasn’t Jim Carrey, I’m sorry but you’re not going to make it. People have got to stop living in this weird covid-induced true crime fantasy novel.

Welcome back to reality. Celebrities get botox and weird plastic surgery, and they’re bizarre people with strange diets surrounded by psychotic new-age health “experts.”

All of this is normal. You’re familiar with Michael Jackson, and his face? Come on guys. Please I’m begging. 🙏

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I was told if I voted for Kamala Harris we'd have more neocon forever wars, raging inflation, corruption, and top-down interference in the free market...and they were right!

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

“The anti-war president”

Lmfao you stupid fucking cunts