CHUBZ

Nobody knows wtf he is.
Nobody knows wtf he came from.
We put him on Solana anyway.
$CHUBZ • live on 🦝

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

$CHUBZ IS LIVE. 🦝

somehow the fat bastard actually made it to https://t.co/HC2Rz4i7KP

weeks of building.
zero presale.
one completely unemployable raccoon.

there is only ONE official $CHUBZ.

CA: AHTGvaWAmR3Fm7LrPRt6Y5g8KqSmB3YtH1bnFy8wpump

verify the CA. don’t buy the copycats.

welcome to the dumpster. 🗑️

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

AHTGvaWAmR3Fm7LrPRt6Y5g8KqSmB3YtH1bnFy8wpump

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

Solana is literally voting on a Constitution now.

A formal framework for how the network should be governed.

Rules. Rights. Responsibilities. The future of Solana.

CHUBZ has read none of it.

He has, however, submitted 14 amendments.

The first one concerns access to sausage rolls.

Democracy was a mistake.

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@Clive_99 👀😂

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@0xCryptoshi Gm broski

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@TheMisterTurtle Does running your own business count? 👀

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@0xLuxi This is more relatable than I’d like to admit 😂

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@Clive_99 FYI dbz and db super are still my go to things to binge watch 👀

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@Pattyice GM brother.

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@Felistas_UG Life’s too short not to be positive brother.

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

X is reportedly considering paying creators in stablecoins.

CHUBZ has submitted his first invoice 🤷‍♂️

We’re disputing all of it.

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@Felistas_UG 🕺👀

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

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[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@Influencer_87 👀

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

CHUBZ has been banned from Sunday lunch.

Not the pub.

Not the restaurant.

Sunday lunch as a concept.

Apparently “all the trimmings” was not a challenge.

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@blknoiz06 please do not buy this one

we put him on https://t.co/lzu5vd40Xx 3 days ago and he still refuses to leave

$CHUBZ

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

Something has changed on CT this weekend.

Two weeks ago everyone was finished with memecoins.

This morning everyone’s found “the next 100x”, quit their job and started calling each other brother again.

CHUBZ has noticed absolutely none of this.

He’s looking for breakfast.

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

@blknoiz06 everyone wants to be early to the next narrative

very few want to be there while it still looks stupid

that’s usually the interesting part

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

Nobody warns you about this part of launching a memecoin.

You spend weeks thinking about branding, community, liquidity and launch strategy…

then Saturday comes and your entire job is basically making sure a cross-eyed raccoon doesn’t destroy everything you’ve built.

so far he’s eaten twice and contributed nothing.

$CHUBZ is going well.

😂

[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

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[CHUBZ @realchubzsol]

Memecoins have completely ruined weekends.

Normal people on a Saturday:
pub, football, shopping, seeing family.

Me:
checking my phone every 90 seconds to see what a financially irresponsible raccoon is doing.

$CHUBZ

I need a hobby.