Seymore Dicks

Ex Marine - Head Coach - Feminist

[Seymore Dicks @realCoachDicks]

There ain’t nothing that could make me leave Boulder.

Is what I was thinking this morning.

Then we got our FUXKING BACKS BLOWN OUT IN THE POPTARTS BOWL

Wisconsin, see you soon. #gobadgers

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@lovdaknicks You’re a fucking retard Camden

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Why they planned MLK day on the same night as the CFB National Championship is beyond me

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Why the fuck aren’t we ranked yet.

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Just beat the FUCK out of Kauxie’s Aggies.

Also, dumped that hoe Dixie at halftime cause I knew there was some good pootang waiting for me after the win.

Time to #gethammered and fool around with this broad I found in the student section.

#skobuffs #relapse?!

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Sources tell me Coach Normous went to A&M just to hear those gay ass milkmen yell his name

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Heard there are baddies in Boulder.. #skobuffs

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The fuck is this national anthem??! Keep football in America.

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That’s how you come back baby! What a gritty team win today for the Redhawks. So proud of these kids, especially Twinkle Toes here! His 3 big field goals today were the key to victory. Now time to #gethammered !

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I was just informed I an NOT moving to Florda ?!?!! Hell they better have a good bar or too in this duckin place..

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James Madesom… you have me a scend chance. One I never dreamed ot getting, but I’m in to greener pasters. It is with a heavu heart that I am announcing that. I have axepted the. Position of head coach at Miami University of Ohio! #GoRedhawks

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I’m appalled. Embarrassed. My head is pounding, ears ringing. This was an unacceptable performance and it WILL be dealt with in practice next week. No more effin’ around, we’re turning this shit up to eleven. #GoDukes

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Why didnt anybody yellm e we had a day game!!! Hold tibht Dukes, in on my way to. The stadium ribht now!!