bellz🪴

Real-time coverage of my descent into madness

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

When the water sits in the brita too long and it tastes like fridge 😐

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

@claireisabel @legittreehugger @AppyOrtho We have almost the same combo but with the order flipped! I’m Isabella Claire

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

Like fuck it’s over I should’ve started a nonprofit by now

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

Whenever someone even slightly more accomplished than me adds me on LinkedIn I’m like oh okay perfect I’ll just go kill myself then

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil @tayredacted]

Me watching two 9-year-olds race motorcycles:

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

Valentine’s is just NOT valentining this year I fear!

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

Ochem lab partner asked me if I had any fun plans for tomorrow and my dumb ass goes “what’s tomorrow”

[beatriz ☆ @margotsprestige]

the most romantic movie of all time, gone girl <3

[The Cult Of Del Rey @CinamonSluh]

alzheimer runs in the family so the fact that I will be able to experience this album for the first time again is unbelievable

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

I do NOT mean drunk btw I mean like one singular beer

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

I don’t mean this in like a “don’t-tread-on-me” sort of way, but I think it should be legal for me to drink a beer while I drive

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

@jaiqueef It’s an Appalachian accent babe. District 12 is in Appalachia

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

When did jerky get so expensive? Can’t even get my dehydrated meat fix in this economy 😔

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

@jaiqueef Like if any of these are actually a problem it’s that

[bellz🪴 @realcookiequeen]

@jaiqueef they’re lowkey right about nonstick tho that’s what I do my research on 💀