A Really Cool Flower

Real cool flower. I like science and stuff.

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Just buy a house. Stop renting and build equity."

ME: "Houses are $450,000."

BOOMER: "So get a mortgage."

ME: "I need a $90,000 down payment."

BOOMER: "I bought my first house with $5,000 down."

ME: "What did your house cost?"

BOOMER: "$60,000."

ME: "So you put down 8% of the price. I need to put down 20%."

BOOMER: "Well your salary should be higher."

ME: "I make $70,000 a year. Banks say I can afford a $280,000 house max."

ME: "Everything in my area costs $400,000+."

BOOMER: "You should move somewhere cheaper."

ME: "All the jobs are here. If I move, I make $35,000 and houses still cost $250,000."

BOOMER: "It's about discipline and sacrifice."

ME: "You bought a house for 3 years of salary. I need 6 years of salary."

ME: "Plus I have $50,000 in student debt you didn't have."

BOOMER: "Well I worked hard."

ME: "So do I. I'm just playing a different game with worse odds."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't buy a house because you were smarter. You bought it because it was actually affordable.

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@karolineleavitt Liberalism is a capitalist ideology, it's not leftist, you stupid cunt.

It's incredible that someone can work in politics and not know very basic political theory within the most well known political frameworks. Do you suffer from a brain injury?

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

Karoline Leavitt thinks Gen Z just needs to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and marry a 60-year old New Hampshire real estate developer/resort landlord who you meet during your failed congressional run.

Stop whining. Start Dining!

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@ajiyoshi7 One day Jo-kun will grow as big as Sirius-kun, and he'll get revenge!

[𝙾𝚕𝚍 𝚁𝚘𝚋𝚘𝙲𝚘𝚙 🤖🚨💥 @OldRoboCop]

@TTBN_GAMING

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@mooskiebest @TTBN_GAMING Jesus isn't even as nice as Christians believe lmao. He was not accepting of numerous foreigners, and had no issues with hierarchies and monarchies. He was a religious lunatic.

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@GrainSurgeon @kenklippenstein fuck your feelings libturd

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Mitch McConnell trolled RBG on her death bed by releasing the list of nominees he intended to replace her with. He and Trump did that after she had ask McConnell as a personal favor, to wait until after the 2020 election had passed. I just thought you people should know that.

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@toumator18 @hakase4295 @kai_kitani did Neko crush Akira's nuts in that last part LMAO

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@Peachshrbrt @AUSabreCreed You could bearhug him back! Bearhug contest :3

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@USAmbCanada shut up bitch

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@killerhead71 @twomad He was a predator and threatened to rape people. Good riddance

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@mikitaposts @Thesis90 Not a choice when they're forced to do it because Belarusian is on the decline thanks to Russian influence on Belarus.
It's not a vacuum.

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@kai_kitani @horaseii Kai should reverse and bearhug Akira >:3

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@hakase4295 @Ashmodeuxxx @yueshengshi Cirrus will give Neko a BIG hug next time >:3

[A Really Cool Flower @RealCoolFlower]

@yueshengshi who's on the right?

[Kung Fu Panda Fanboy @KFP_Fanboy]

@PopBase JUST A REMINDER.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

youre a 52 year old man making $3 ham sandwiches for lunch talking down to young people online like its an accomplishment and youre a paragon of financial wisdom. dude, you lived through some of the most prosperous decades on earth and youre still poor. you fucking failed at life