Coit Stevenson

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@JeannaHoch @9NEWS Yea Plantation is a bit of a big word for the right

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@9NEWS @KyleClark Finally finished my ballot last night and realized not a single political ad run on your station actually applies to me. As a digital marketer who can target people down to the street address, this seems an expensive waste and an unnecessary annoyance?

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The progeny is alright 👍 👉#Debate2024

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This is painful.

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@Dez_AM just read your article re: the Whittier poster and have an equally interesting story about a signed copy of the poster if you’d want to hear it

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@RedsFoods why do your burritos do this EVERY TIME?

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Guess which one’s my kid 😂

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@ZULUAthletic Thank you for your support. I was just going to take it back to Target but would rather not add unnecessary errands. How quickly can this be resolved?

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@ZULUAthletic Bought for my 4yo daughter. Brand new. Fell off the counter and immediately breaks into jagged plastic that pokes the eye when drinking wo straw. #donotbuy

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The Count loves 2 things. Counting, of course. And monster trucks…
Source: The Count

#sesamestreetsecrets

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#Dadfacts When you cook a 3 course bfast for the #fam incl a 4yo, you really cooking a 6 course bfast for yourself. To eat alone. 🍳

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Happy #303day! https://t.co/VaJrbBZcOW

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Rhubarb #ThatsMyJam

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@coloradogov why even have the express lane in the mtns if it’s closed when there’s traffic? @9NEWS @nexton9news

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Crows using the dryer output at my house for warmth. #smartbirds

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Lets go Cowboys! @dak like the hat? Some of us are old enough to keep OGs. Get that W! #DALvsTB #playoffs

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Cookie monster misses his seat belt when about to drive the foody truck. @sesamestreet #secrets

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@9NEWS My wife just had her very necessary coat stolen from @DenverMuseumNS coat check. No cameras. Seemingly NBD to staff. My “report” with Security was me filling out info on an index card. Am I wrong in thinking they can do SO much better?! #

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@elonmusk @RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano @CommunityNotes OMG dood actually used impressions metric as if it meant anything 😂 Schiff talking about number of tweets, Elon with the instant “I have no idea what I’m doing” statement on impr. With no data to back up! #nicetryelon

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@being_ulti Depends on if Trevon started playing same time.