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CIA had me first draft all positions but i said no

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

no one tells you the olive garden menus are Scratch and Sniff

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

just installed bladder #3 inside myself with surgical precision

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

how this make you feel white boy

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I find this year’s world cup deeply invigorating

[Adrian @blagojevism]

My cherubic son Wenceslas, a natural aristocrat, is a chivalrymaxxer. He pens sonnets to older married women, he observes fasting regimens that conform to medieval liturgical seasons, he sheds tears for the honor of Catherine of Aragon.

[vio @Erogetism]

I got molested by the WiiU

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

@gnukeith Each time we swallow food it creates a pocket of food known as a bolus. This bolus is recognized after passing the pharynx by our gastrointestinal system which then contracts in wave-like patterns to push the food through our body. It’s known as peristalsis

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

just got back from one of those alpha male camps and now I’m better .

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

Triple “AAA” root beer. Has a real ring to it. Would’ve been too much putting all 9 As in there

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

@welp_max he’s got that COPD chest

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

you’re telling me someone jerked this chicken

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

@BANKOFTRUE5T “standard preschool uniform” bro is wearing a four star general uniform

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

i don’t think hawking radiation is real actually

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

my sped teacher said i’m improving at ‘an alarming rate’

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

@anthraxp1mp I saw some shit like this on acid once, the shapes got simpler as the night went on until it was just a few rectangles spinning in my periphery

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

@CommanderEagle I was working down the highway at a starbucks the morning this happened. Roads were so slippery it was a miracle I made it to work, and I was the only one who came in all day. Heard a lot from those who saw it firsthand but I didn’t know it was this bad till I got home

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

i like it when people fight online

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

julius caesar had a low taper fade and wore true religion denim with the bb belt

[very chill guy online @realdeepweb]

my home is powered by a series of pulleys and levers centrally operated by a cathedral sized pipe organ