General Ian Skywalker

I will challenge to a death duel any mf who believes that unicorns must use a saddle. They are free Spirits, and plus, I already know where I'm sitting...

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

190392490709135 is officialy Fibanocci's 69...😈🙈🥵

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

ASMR should be called A 'SMORES' because you always want a some more.
#jijijija

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

@PanchoMrquez1 LOOOOOOL

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

The pug meme is getting too real guys...

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

@elaitomanjar Sacarla del refrigerador no más...

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

They should make a Tinder for teens calles "Tender"... I would like to see those 12 year old girls sell themselves as 16😈#meettender

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

A good controversia message to return to twitter... Happy Womens Day! 👱‍♀️👩‍🦰👩‍🦳To every women out there, you are amazing and you deserve this special day. Special mentón to Zendaya.

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Top 1 question that has me sleep deprived: If I superglue my butt cheecks, will I eventually create so much pressure that I will break the superglue? Or will I start pooping from my mouth?

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

If I eat too much fruit puree will I poop fruit puree. Asking for a friend...

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

@YungestStunna Youre literally the worst kind of people

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

@elaitomanjar @lagosmeatloaf Shae

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Felt so lonely today that I farted at the exact same vibration of my cellphone so I would, for a fraction of a second, believe that someone was actually writing to me...
#grind

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Might as well call me golden boy with all those chests.
#blinblin

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Nevermind...

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Cant believe I havent lost in No Nut November

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Manner make the man, am I right? #Grinding

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

@GasparMontes3 No no, así quedo el ferrari

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

If puffles where just one big anus covered completely in fur, then I really fear Herbert's intentions.

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

@elaitomanjar We like the tails...

[General Ian Skywalker @realdiankmaster]

Jojos season 3 intro song gets me so hyped for those shitty episodes...