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[dripdad @realdripdad]

@JordanBartels Stay drippy 💧

[COLBY @dripdad7]

Sometimes I’ll drink a coffee at 9:30 then pop a melatonin an hour later to see what part of my brain is stronger

[dripdad @realdripdad]

@JordanBartels Stolen valor

[dripdad @realdripdad]

@McauleyHolmes https://t.co/hgwflu3NI5

[dripdad @realdripdad]

@SophieSRapp https://t.co/hgwflu3NI5

[dripdad @realdripdad]

@HeythereGwen Don’t you feel like you’ve been lied to this entire time? A part of life’s innocence stripped away!?

[Katy 🌙 @kalexpress13]

Life will never be the same

[dripdad @realdripdad]

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

"Police arrested her and they think she may have been drunk" 😆🤪🍻

Happy Weekend!

[dripdad @realdripdad]

That escalated quickly 🤣

[dripdad @realdripdad]

This still trips me out 😱

[dripdad @realdripdad]

Name a more Evil Genious... I'll wait!

[dripdad @realdripdad]

Dude said Burger King has better fries. I don’t blame her.

[dripdad @realdripdad]

Oh sandy

[dripdad @realdripdad]

@daddderall in the desk. Only way to survive mother fucker

[dripdad @realdripdad]

I still get sad when Eminem finds out the Stan he was writing was the same Stan.... damn

[dripdad @realdripdad]

Blacked out and bought a Parrot 🦜

[dripdad @realdripdad]

When you get kicked out of the bar for throwing up in the bathroom after shots.

[dripdad @realdripdad]

Me: it’s time to eat healthy

Commercial: 2 Big Macs now only $5

[dripdad @realdripdad]

Someone LEAKED the Robert Kraft Asian spa video...