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[Able God🔫💙 @TheirmotherEve]

What is Jeriq cooking with Bright chimezie?

[Nnamdi🍀 @tweetsbyzyl]

He cooked 😭

[Ifenkili @ifenkili27]

African beauty is top notch frr🤭

Open thread 🎦 ⏬

[souffy @souffyy_]

Congratulations Your Excellency, Hon. Mai Mala Buni CON, COMN. Our Gov. Our Pride! The World Bank Recognizes, Appreciates, Supports Yobe State, others, for their performances in healthcare delivery.

[Ifenkili @ifenkili27]

Can you see how exposure and camera settings can affect skin tones?
Heck! Can make ugly turn so beautiful.

PS: Ladies here aren't ugly 🥰

[Jev @Jevrix9]

The new intern got laughed out of the boardroom.

She was 22, in her first week, still wearing her ID upside down.
We were pitching to save a $2M client.
Then the presentation deck crashed.
Eight VPs panicked.
“Someone call IT,” my manager snapped.
The intern raised her hand.
“Um... can I try?”
Nobody even looked up.
“This is senior-level,” someone muttered.

She walked to the laptop anyway.

[ijn @godknowsdgj1]

Looks delicious and incredibly satisfying. 😋👌 What’s your take?

[Jev @Jevrix9]

The printer hated this lady in the office.

Every day at 4:55pm she’d send one file, grab it, and leave. No goodbyes.
The office joke was, “She prints and vanishes.”
I stayed late to finish a pitch deck.

11:17pm.

The printer suddenly woke up behind me.
It was her.
Alone. Hair in a messy bun.
“You’re missing page 9,” she said, taking my deck from my hands.

I blinked.

“I thought you clocked out.”

[𝟕 🐐 @NaganpureNikita]

When they came around… it’s chaos

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

Came back from maternity leave. They gave my role to someone else.

I was on maternity leave for a few months, and I was actually excited to come back to work. Before I left, i trained the person who would be covering my work.

When I returned this week, my manager told me that the person who filled in for me would be keeping my old role and said it was "best for the business," but it was really hard to hear for me. I had worked hard before my leave, and I expected to come back to the same role.

Now today I got a job offer from another company. When I told my manager I was thinking about leaving, they matched the salary right away and asked me to stay.

The thing is, I'm not sure this is really about money anymore. If they valued my role enough to match the offer now, why wasn't I treated the same when I came back?

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

She thought the gate would work… dog said hold my kibble …

[ƓЦらŤΛƔ 💙❤️ @__iamgustav]

So Everyone else that wasn't sent off for a similar tackle is also Fifa's boy?

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

This is the strangest free kick routine I've ever seen. how did they even pull this 😳

[BlackO🍁 @Blako0r3]

She only visits when portugal goes through 😵

Thread 🎥

[Nina🦋 @popsicles88__]

Probably the cleanest preparation of Indian street food I've ever seen.

[𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 @phveektordrayne]

Just like in life, every move is unpredictable

[エブリシング @Everythingprgig]

When bestie didn't care about cameras
A Thread 🎥

[Vera @regular_bhoy]

One is Solo 🥺
Two is Trouble 😔
You Dare? 🫢

A thræd 🎥

[subbu_jj @subbu_ji]

when Bestie comes around 😛

a thread 🎥

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

Flew her out for vacation, catches her sneaking out at midnight all glammed up…vacation officially over