BK Olson

Master of existential crises. she/her

[Caroline J. Trussell- LIBERATED is Officially Out! @carolinejtrulit]

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[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@grovymango And the jello making game!!

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@slimerancher @DnDGeologist Noooo i saw it too late!!

[Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @Valdevia_Art]

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Fixed it

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@lather_dan @mischiefanimals There’s no “I” in catfshed

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@EarthPix Sir that’s a bird

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@Zooophagous Breed: lil sweetie who’s secretly an arms dealer

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@nickeldoodle Wednesday + Disneys Dreamlight valley

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

So, apparently the beautiful tomato plant I’ve been tending to that wasn’t growing fruit was not, in fact, a tomato plant, but was a weed.

How’s your Thursday going?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

🫡

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@WeirdMedieval No one’s mentioned “Teeth”??

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@samsims25 I NEED MORE HALLMARK HAUNTED HOUSES

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@NickPopovich Me, gushing: the butterfly area is the happiest, prettiest area in the game!
Husband: for now. There’s more coming out, isn’t there?
Me: !!!!

[BK Olson @realestcookie]

@NickPopovich Not me listening to the soundtrack all morning and planning to take my lunch break once it drops

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Coworkers: What did you do this weekend?

Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat.

Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?!

My Cat:

[demonic possession 🖤 erotic self-expression @Rabdoidal]

AND HERE IT IS, THE FINAL MATCHUP