Tw¡tter-free in ‘23.

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

Goodbye, Twitter!

[Thinky and the Brain @Thinkythebrain]

@Esqueer_ A second Greta has hit Andrew Tate

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@cjohnson999 @NDIRE15 @avitable @Cobratate @GretaThunberg

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@capt_petabyte @TheOnion Yes, famous liar, tax cheat, sweatshop owner, thin-skinned attention sponge and lousy dad Elon Musk will surely restore Twitter’s honor and virtue.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

my snowman in the winter wonderland

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@AngryBlackLady “What if we pay for an extension on her mansion but like, 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢��𝘭𝘺.”

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@tymetwx @davidleavitt @elonmusk

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@drmistercody

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@jules_su Even if you’re being sarcastic, I’m just happy to see someone saying it. I’m definitely not endorsing the service, but I do like the logo.

(That logo also predates Leon Skum’s Twitter takeover by at least 5 months, which people seem to not know.)

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@tomtomorrow “So, is this your first time in Pompeii?”

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a ghoul...and a liar...and a basket case...a traitor…a snowflake...and 2 criminals. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the:

[Jack Foster @TheVillainist]

Fixed it

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@CollinRugg @elonmusk One could argue that tweeting out a license plate to 120 million people is as much a violation of the doxxing rule as sharing publicly-available flight info, but what do I know—I’m just the guy saving 8 bucks a month and wearing shirts that are sized appropriately for my frame.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is old data from Elon's jet, so it's ok to share.

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@elonmusk @thevivafrei

[Steven Goffman @SteveGoffman]

Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@jamesforpeace @tomcoates @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly Also, having both “Resist medical tyranny!” and a fabricated Einstein quote on your Twitter bio is a bit on the nose, Jim.

[Tw¡tter-free in ‘23. @RealFakeBrandon]

@jamesforpeace @tomcoates @elonmusk @StationCDRKelly If a new guy starts in your office and introduces himself as Daniel, and you go, “Nice to meet you, Danny,” and he tells you he goes by Daniel and actually he kinda hates Danny, your continuing to call him “Danny” wouldn’t be a crime, it would just make you a giant prick.