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[Troy Aikman @TroyAikman]

iCYMI: Talk to me when when he has 33% of my Super Bowl Titles

[Sir Daniel, Esq. @badkaratemovie]

HE’S GONE!! BUD KNIGHT IS NO MORE!! Thank you, Danerys!!

[1310 Ticket Radio (Unofficial) @TicketRadio]

“I’ve been waiting to hear ‘Welcome to the Super Bowl’ my whole life!” - @tonyromo #funny #SuperBowl53 #SuperBowlLlll 🏈🏈🏈

[*You’re @realfustercluck]

@Peticolas Had my first at @tapsandcaps years ago and then proceeded to buy a keg of it. Dangerous idea

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Original TERMINATOR is on @netflix.
Bye.

[Charles Robinson @CharlesRobinson]

#Cowboys fans looking at Jerry Jones after Jason Garrett’s NFC Pro Bowl squad put up 148 yards of offense

[RotoViz Dynasty @RotoVizDynasty]

Featuring drills such as: "stare a receiver down until he's not open" and "getting familiar with the trainers room" https://t.co/qobThlYLku

[*You’re @realfustercluck]

trading in a GMC Yukon for a canoe. Any takers?

[*You’re @realfustercluck]

I like my coffee like my women... Redheaded and roasted. Wait, that makes no sense.

[*You’re @realfustercluck]

killin' the few cells left @BrainDeadBrew @skoalipdip

[*You’re @realfustercluck]

Gardening: back breaking work for something that will look terrible again in a few weeks.

[Rhett Miller @rhettmiller]

This May will find @Old97s out on tour with @heartlessbstrds and @BJBarhamTweets.
So stoked!
https://t.co/t7Uh5AF9JS

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Cam Newton could probably use a Whataburger right now
But he might turn away from it...

[John Mulligan @E1_Diablo]

@skoalipdip 21-0 #enoughsaid

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

You know you're a Texan when you look forward to Taco Tuesday every. single. week.