Starlight

next unabomber (parody account)

[Starlight @realglimglam]

and with that ladies and gentlemen, just shy of my 4 year anniversary on this hellsite, i say goodbye to you all. goodbye @realglimglam, you will be missed.

[Starlight @realglimglam]

hello wolf

[Starlight @realglimglam]

I know this account isnt active anymore, but I feel it needs to be said regardless. fuck ice, free Palestine, fuck trump.

[Starlight @realglimglam]

me when narcan

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

fuck you *undoes your opioid overdose*

[Starlight @realglimglam]

shampoo was actually just called “sham” until i came along

[Starlight @realglimglam]

who up creaming they corn rn

[Starlight @realglimglam]

if they ain’t got hyper-realistic labia folds and titty bounce physics support i ain’t playing

[Starlight @realglimglam]

might rebrand

[Starlight @realglimglam]

fuck this tweet i’m back because i’m mentally ill

[Starlight @realglimglam]

and with that ladies and gentlemen, just shy of my 4 year anniversary on this hellsite, i say goodbye to you all. goodbye @realglimglam, you will be missed.

[Starlight @realglimglam]

genocide is bad #freepalestine

[Starlight @realglimglam]

benjamin franklin was the first pimp. i will not be taking questions at this time

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released

[Starlight @realglimglam]

yeah i be lickin hooves on the subway

[Starlight @realglimglam]

call me monkey bars the i be swinging on penice

[Starlight @realglimglam]

@SAA_Applejack WHEN THE SHIT DID YOU COME BACK ALIVE

[Starlight @realglimglam]

someday i may return, but hey, someday pigs may fly as well. to those who i’ve seen through my years, i wave a solemn goodbye to you all. if i see you again, tell me a story of where you’ve been, and don’t let the memory of your adventures be tainted with misjudgment.

[Starlight @realglimglam]

i think i’ve been alive too long

[Starlight @realglimglam]

and now, as i turn my head and walk toward the cosmos, let this be a reminder that this in no way signifies the death of glimglam, just the departure of the spirit behind it.