Due to market research, I have decided to write my autobiography in a passport I stole from some vagrants (who probably stole it themselves) https://t.co/NSCUtkFI99
@jakeandamir Is it going to be behind a paywall again for us international viewers who can't listen live? (1:30 pm = 4:00 am in this part of Australia)
Ever considered creating a parody fantasy series in which Trumpspeak is a literal language? It might make all of this less depressing. https://t.co/sge1XmQq6H
@headgum@dontplaynojames@jakeandamir It would help if you just said how many hours from the tweet it is. Some of us live in different time zones and don't like doing math. #dope