l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚

𝐸𝓂𝒷𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝓊𝓇𝓅𝑜𝓈𝑒⊹˚.‧⁺
.⁺̣‧.₊̣̇.‧⁺̣˚̣̣*̣̩⋆·̩̩.̩̥·̩̩⋆*̣̩˚̣̣

#parodytwt #crktwt #roleplayer

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

.₊̣.̩✧ *̣̩˚̣̣⁺̣‧.₊̣̇.‧⁺̣˚̣̣*̣̩⋆·̩̩.̩̥·̩̩⋆*̣̩˚̣̣⁺̣‧.₊̣̇.‧⁺̣˚̣̣*̣̩ ✧·.̩₊̣ ₊̣̇⁺̣˚̣̣*̣̩⋆·̩̩.̩̥·̩̩⋆*̣̩˚̣̣⁺
Ashes..ashes..ashes..
They all fall down.
#parodytwt #crktwt

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"….”
"May I order? It’s for everyone that works for me."

[Strawberry Crepe Cookie @wafflebotscrk]

Another day, new orders coming up the second i opened the cake shop!🍰

At least it seems more calmer than the first day!✨

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

@Longan_Dragon_ "Everyone hates him, it’s fun to hate him."

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"Can I not bring conversation with others now?"

[· ─ · Longan Dragon Cookie · ─ · @Longan_Dragon_]

And...

Why are you bringing this issue to me?

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

@Longan_Dragon_
"What’s the point of being strong anymore if some random ass little cookie goes “oh but are you stronger then shadow milk cookie” I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE BLUE PUSSY! That CUNT is stupid!

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

@NECROMANCYYY //wait do you actually have a eating disorder I didn’t know I’m sorry🥹

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

@NECROMANCYYY "Oh no I just said your a fatass you fat fuck go eat less."

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

@NECROMANCYYY "I don’t care I want him dead."

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"20 eyes. Butter roll needs to suffer."

[𓉸ྀི ㆍ LICORICE COOKIE @NECROMANCYYY]

Do you prefer Butter Roll Cookie with two eyes or five?

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

“YOU STILL MADE THEM HIGH AS A GOD DAMN KITE!"

"I would have accepted this for anything else but you made the strongest dragon in existence high as a kite without there own permission."

[˚₊‧꒰☆ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓥𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓽 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵 ☆꒱‧₊˚ @Cake_General_]

I got one more day left of it.

I didn't lace their shit either, just put a bag of it under their nose for a minute

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"Well you’re out of vacation YOU LACED THE STRONGEST DRAGONS SHIT WITH CATNIP! DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS IS FOR ME AND MY REPUTATION?!"

[˚₊‧꒰☆ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓥𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓽 𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵 ☆꒱‧₊˚ @Cake_General_]

Huh?

I'm still on my vacation

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

@Cake_General_

"RED VEELLLVEEEEEETTT!!
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"

[· ─ · Longan Dragon Cookie · ─ · @Longan_Dragon_]

...

Yes.

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"Do you want me to punish him?"

[· ─ · Longan Dragon Cookie · ─ · @Longan_Dragon_]

Catnip.

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"Did red velvet spike something or make you high earlier?"

[· ─ · Longan Dragon Cookie · ─ · @Longan_Dragon_]

Ugh...

Ignore whatever happened earlier...

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"I’m too old for teaching children i need grown adults I can whack with my staff upon command. Your like the closest thing I got to an evil mentor to help this little one."

[Obscure Umbra Cookie @ObscureUmbr4]

You want me to become his teacher??

Weird but it shouldn't be too difficult

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"Here’s a book of dark magic now teach this fucking wizard cookie already."

[Obscure Umbra Cookie @ObscureUmbr4]

Ugh...fine

What do you exactly want me to do?

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"I said it’s there, you didn’t specify any more any less, the monkeys paw curled, i just want you to help a child and do the work for me."

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"the deepest, uncharted areas of the Land of Martial Tarts probably."

[Obscure Umbra Cookie @ObscureUmbr4]

In that case I want to know where is the corpse of the Ebony Dragon

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"What do you desire I can literally do anything I can find a fucking realm where everything is what you desire. This is Rick and Morty logic."

[Obscure Umbra Cookie @ObscureUmbr4]

And what do I gain from doing this?

At least I expect to gain something for accomplishing this

[l₊ ✦𝐻𝒶𝓇𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈✦₊ ⧣₊˚ @realhumanwitch0]

"Look I don’t wanna call matcha cookie. Please, just pretend you know shit and make this work for me all the cookies of darkness are edgy bastards and or frauds."
"I don’t even know where are they now."

[Obscure Umbra Cookie @ObscureUmbr4]

First of all

HAVE SOME RESPECT WHEN CALLING MY NAME 💢💢

Secondly

Why in heaven and hell would ME teach anything to someone I don't even know anything about??