𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶

Iku-Shamagan, King of Mari (2500 BCE - present)

Managed by Ebih-Il

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

All tablets are inscribed by my loyal servant Ebih-Il for the purpose of spreading my glorious name to far-off lands. I do not personally review the inscriptions as I trust Ebih-Il with my life.

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@hewhobrowsestwt @Rezidenuwri @Jaloony

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@mordecooooool @puffin_captain rude

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@hewhobrowsestwt @Rezidenuwri @Jaloony Such is the price for telling the unfiltered truth

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@longstosee when you were young you were willing to engage with more unique shit which broadened your vocabulary. as you get older you get bitter and actively avoid things you think you wont like therefore closing you off from advancing your writing skills. many acclaimed authors are old af.

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@gaymercurian @Skyler9076 you have a bowl that you keep *in the bathroom* that is closer to you than the toilet?

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@Rezidenuwri @Jaloony stop being mean to me

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@sacbdju @jojis_sanctuary had a feeling i was talking out of my ass on that part. the rest rings true tho, mf was just in it for the love of the game

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@DonnyJonny420 @jojis_sanctuary Brilliant counterargument you have convinced me completely

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@Jaloony i know im being an ass but the posts ive been seeing on my TL about this feel like those deviantart images of a bunch of cartoon characters in a room watching the tv in abject horror

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@jojis_sanctuary I think you're just a diehard fan of his music that only learned he was an edgelord years later and feel some need to come up with a cope so you don't feel bad about yourself. The truth is that it's a non-issue either way because you can be edgy without being a bad person

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@jojis_sanctuary I don't think it's nearly that deep. he wasn't pulling some 200IQ social experiment bullshit, but he also wasn't a turbo chud either. He was just dicking around because it was fun and he was making money doing it

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@WokeEarthnoid @MrBubbleGO vaguely related

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@Segatendo_GDS nobody does it properly because everyone doing retroslop is 13 and larping about an era that faded away years before they were even born

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@percoquette_ or just that kids think blowing shit up is cool because we have caveman brains...

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@AabramDaria @11_Idontknow_11 weakling

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@Wyatt230a nigga hasnt showered in so long he forgot basic products

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@GirlCamoX86 quitting smoking is actually le bad because my heckin soyence said so

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@OrangeFluffyOwl @nocontextmemes they're calling this tweet the biggest larp of the century

[𒄿𒆪𒀭𒊭𒈠𒃶 @realikushamagan]

@SeanoTM_ sooo are we not gonna bring up why this is a dumb tweet orrrr